corellianjedi

Title: Desmond Whatshisface and the Sick Southerner of the Fusies.
Author: corellianjedi
Disclaimer: Not mine. It’s all JJ and Damon’s, I swear. And JK Rowling’s too.
Words: 665
Rating: G
Summary: Crack!fic wherein Desmond reads Sawyer, Locke, and Mister Eko Harry Potter.
Author’s Notes: For the purposes of this fic, Desmond has all of the Harry Potter books. There are spoilers for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. This is dedicated to indilime who demanded this crack!fic out of a crazy AIM convo we had. Keep in mind that this was written in about a half hour at one in the morning.

( Desmond Whatshisface and the Sick Southerner of the Fusies )

Okay so right now I'm writing a sequel to the crack!fic from [very early] this morning so I've got Lost and Harry Potter on my mind. Plus I'm listening to the Official Lost Podcast #4 that has an interview with Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, (yes, I spelled that from memory, huzzah) and I had this thought:

Adewale's from England.

And he's big and kickass looking.

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje for Kingsley Shacklebolt.

A;DLKFJA;DLFKJA;DLFKJA;DFKLJA;DFKJA;FKJA

Title: Mugglenet Countdown Clocks are the Greatest Things Ever
Author: corellianjedi
Disclaimer: I own nothing; it all belongs to JJ, Damon, and JK Rowling. Now there’s a threesome.
Words: 681
Rating: PG (‘cause Sawyer’s got a mouth on him)
Author’s Notes: This is the sequel to my crack!fic "Desmond Whatshisface and the Sick Southerner of the Fusies". There are, once again, spoilers for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. This fic is, once again, dedicated to indilime.

( Mugglenet Countdown Clocks are the Greatest Things Ever )