there is neither happiness nor misery in the world;

there is only the comparison of one state with another.

middleman fic: but the rest of us do what we must in constant compromise
MM - The brother and the woman friend
[info]corellianjedi
Title: But The Rest Of Us Do What We Must In Constant Compromise
Summary: The Middleman never mentions the ultimate sacrifice. Wendy takes her cues from him but she can't help acknowledging it. Post 1x13 "Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse" (the episode from Comic-Con). MAJOR SPOILERS if you haven't watched the video/read the graphic novel.
Words: 563
Disclaimer: It all belongs to Javi.
Notes: Title comes from a line in the song (amusingly enough) "Middleman" by Bright Eyes. Like I said before, SPOILERS for the unfilmed episode. Don't say I didn't warn you.

But The Rest Of Us Do What We Must In Constant Compromise )

bones fic: i pretend that i don't notice when you're next to me (but i do)
Bones - I don't like the term "dirt"
[info]corellianjedi
Title: I Pretend That I Don't Notice When You're Next To Me (But I Do)
Summary: AU!Hodgins/Angela - based on the finale. Because even in the AU, they're still them. SPOILERS, obviously, for the finale.
Words: 1,456
Disclaimer: It all belongs to Hart Hanson.
Notes: Title comes from a line in the Jonathan Coulton song "Drinking With You."

I Pretend That I Don't Notice When You're Next To Me (But I Do) )
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middleman fic: the global zed head apocalypse
MM - Semi-abstract expressionist
[info]corellianjedi
Title: The Global Zed Head Apocalypse
Summary: Basically, after I finished Max Brooks' book World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War, I wondered what the Middleman and Wendy would have done during the Great Panic and the War. Hence the fic.
Words: 3,030
Disclaimer: Everything Middleman belongs to Javi; everything zombie belongs to Max Brooks.
Notes: If you haven't read the book, A) I recommend it highly, and B) this is a fic about the zombie apocalypse, basically. The terms "Zack", "Zed head", and "G" (all referring to zombies) and Solanum (the name of the virus that makes you a zombie) and other little details like that are from Brooks.

The Global Zed Head Apocalypse )

middleman fic: the mirror dream confusion
B - So little time
[info]corellianjedi
Title: The Mirror Dream Confusion
Summary: It bothers him more than he would have thought, and much more than he let on to Wendy. Post-ep to 1x12 "The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome." Spoilers for the whole series (to be safe).
Words: 1,159
Disclaimer: It all belongs to Javi and ABC Family.
Notes: There are no spoilers, but there are some vague references to The Collected Series Indispensability. And some stuff I just made up. :D

The Mirror Dream Confusion )

middleman/dr. horrible fic: the nefarious laundry buddy crossover
B - So little time
[info]corellianjedi
Title: The Nefarious Laundry Buddy Crossover
Summary: Crossover between "The Middleman" and "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog." It starts pre-Act-One for DHS-AB and shortly after the pilot for TMM. Spoilers for all of Dr. Horrible and [I think] just general knowledge TMM stuff.
Words: 3,171
Disclaimer: It all belongs to Joss/Jed/Maurissa/Zack and Javi. The end.
Notes: Um... WATCH THE MIDDLEMAN. Also, there are visual aids for this fic so thanks to In A Dream Caps for the Dr. Horrible caps.


The Nefarious Laundry Buddy Crossover )

middleman fic: the amorous rendezvous conflict
B - So little time
[info]corellianjedi
Title: The Amorous Rendezvous Conflict
Summary: "I am a single, eligible man. I have also been told on many an occasion that I am attractive. Is my going on a date so hard to believe?"
Words: 580
Disclaimer: It all belongs to Javi and ABCFamily.
Author's note: I got bored at work the other day and this is what resulted. I mostly just wanted to play with Wendy and MM's voices. Lemme know what you think? middlefic

The Amorous Rendezvous Conflict )

Bones fic: Later
B - So little time
[info]corellianjedi
Title: Later
Summary: An angsty, post-finale Hodgins and Angela fic. 'Cause I'm pretty sure Hodgins is gonna be the most fucked-up about all this.
Words: 1,133
Disclaimer: Not mine: everything belongs to Hart and Fox.

Later )
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Bones/Angel fic: Darkest Before the Sun Rises
B - So little time
[info]corellianjedi
Title: Darkest Before the Sun Rises
Summary: After certain events in season three of "Angel," Hodgins decides to move out to L.A. and live with his cousin Wesley for a while. (Set late-to-post s3 of Angel/pre-series Bones.) Features everybody's favorite bug & slime guy as a rogue demon hunter.
Rating: PG
Words: 2917
Disclaimer: It all belongs to Joss and Hart.
Note: Bones/Angel crossover (like my stories In Relation and Midnight Assurance) but this one doesn't try to fit into the canon of both shows. I started to write this story after I made this wallpaper for myself. [Also, for the purposes of this story, Hodgins is allergic to cats.] The title comes from a line in the song "No Children" by The Mountain Goats. SPOILERS through the end of season three of Angel, just to be safe.

Darkest Before the Sun Rises )

Bones/Angel fic: Midnight Assurance
B - So little time
[info]corellianjedi
Title: Midnight Assurance
Summary: "Jack, I was a total ponce as a young man, wasn't I?" Post-ep for Angel 4x06 "Spin the Bottle." [Bones/Angel crossover --- companion piece for In Relation.]
Rating: PG
Words: 1,202
Disclaimer: It all belongs to Joss and Hart.
Note: For [info]savvy_elf - Happy Birthday, Jen!

Midnight Assurance )

i think i'm gonna sneeze again
B - So little time
[info]corellianjedi
My Year in Fanfic Meme (stolen from [info]velocityofsound).

Fanfiction I Wrote in 2007... )

I'm pretty sure my annual cold arrived today. I feel icky. :P
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Bones/Angel fic: In Relation
B - So little time
[info]corellianjedi
Title: In Relation
Summary: "Remember, Jack," Wesley says, glasses sliding down his nose as he hooks an arm around his cousin's shoulder, "that a theory is the analysis of a set of facts in their relation to one another. You need facts to have a theory." A Bones/Angel crossover.
Rating: PG
Words: 2,340
Disclaimer: It all belongs to Joss and Hart.
Note: No spoilers for "Bones"; spoilers through the series finale of "Angel." (So if you haven't seen all of "Angel," don't read.) Basically this came about when I was fiddling around with PSP the other day and made this desktop wallpaper simply because I couldn't decide if I wanted a new Hodgins wallpaper or a new Wesley one. So I made one with both. And then my brain went crazy and wrote a Bones/Angel crossover. The End.

In Relation )

chuck fic: excuses
B - So little time
[info]corellianjedi
Title: Excuses
Summary: When Chuck asks him what's wrong ten minutes later, Casey tells him he hates the rain and keeps the safety locked on his gun. Spoilery post-ep for Chuck 1x11: "Chuck Versus the Crown Vic"
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: It all belongs to NBC.

Excuses )
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somebody get dan a towel!
B - So little time
[info]corellianjedi
01. Fic rec: In Which Buffy the Vampire Slayer Makes Dwight Cry by [info]biggrstaffbunch. Post-"Money." Pam, Jim, and Dwight. Go read it right now.

02. Icon rec: Sports Night quote icons by [info]frostedmagnolia. I want to take half of them.

03. Relient K's second Christmas album "Let It Snow Baby... Let It Reindeer" comes out tomorrow, according to Amazon. Woot! Oh and Lamb: The Special Gift Edition by Christopher Moore comes out tomorrow as well.

04. As an English major I have to [obviously] take certain English courses and then I can take 6-12 hours of whatever English classes I want as electives. I've already taken Contemporary Fiction and Crime Fiction as two of my electives. The elective I'm trying to get into for next semester? Vampires in Film: This course will trace the history and development of vampire films from the first adaptations of Bram Stoker’s Dracula to the present. Students will explore vampire lore and analyze the way directors over time have used and/or altered it to suit their own artistic visions. HELL YES. I'm praying it doesn't conflict with anything I actually have to take. It's with a professor I'm not overly fond of but: vampires > Farrelly. I'm also trying not to get my hopes up because we all know my track record with registration.

Bones fic: A Lesson in Waiting
B - So little time
[info]corellianjedi
Title: A Lesson in Waiting
Summary: Angela had promised to bring him home. [Zach-centric post-ep to "Aliens in the Spaceship."]
Rating: PG
Words: 1,165
Disclaimer: It all belongs to Fox. [Alas.]
Note: Spoilers for “Aliens in the Spaceship.” I started this after it aired the first time but I didn’t get around to finishing it until last night when I watched the episode again with a friend.

A Lesson in Waiting )
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Bones fic: The Art of Fleeing
B - So little time
[info]corellianjedi
Title: The Art of Fleeing
Summary: "Who knew there were so many words for abandoning your own wedding?" Hodgins/Angela post-ep for "Stargazer in a Puddle."
Rating: PG
Words: 993
Disclaimer: It all belongs to Fox. [Alas.]
Note: Because all the post-finale fic I've seen has been B/B and because [info]velocityofsound poked so gently. This is the first "Bones" fic I've ever written so... take that as you will.

The Art of Fleeing )
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Drive fic: "That Doesn't Exactly Rhyme"
B - So little time
[info]corellianjedi
Title: That Doesn’t Exactly Rhyme
Summary: Team Tullazar joins together again to work out another Jump Start Challenge.
Rating: PG
Words: 2,333
Disclaimer: It all belongs to Tim Minear.
Note: For [info]indilime. This fic is what spawned in my head after Indy posted this cap of Kevin Alejandro (Winston) from when he was on “Alias.” [More well-dressed Kevin, once again courtesy of Indy, here.] Also, this is my first "Drive" fic so I'm not sure how I like it.

That Doesn’t Exactly Rhyme )


Blueberries.
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Studio 60 fic: Five Ways Tom Tried to Fix Things With Lucy
B - So little time
[info]corellianjedi
Title: Five Ways Tom Tried to Fix Things With Lucy
Summary: Exactly what the title says, set after "The Harriet Dinner Part I."
Rating: G
Words: 606
Disclaimer: It's all Aaron and Tommy's.

Five Ways Tom Tried to Fix Things With Lucy )

corddry is so cute
B - So little time
[info]corellianjedi
I'm half-watching/half-listening to Studio 60 (1x09 "The Option Period") while I work on this PowerPoint presentation on Special Olympics and I'm reminded of how much I love Tom Jeter. ♥ The episode is reminding me, not the PowerPoint.

I really want to write some Big Three fic but I have zero ideas so if any of y'all have prompts for the Big Three... wanna throw them my way?

Studio 60 ficlet: Five Photos Tom Sent to Mark...
B - So little time
[info]corellianjedi
Title: Five Photos Tom Sent to Mark in his Last Care Package (And One Harriet Snuck In)
Summary: Exactly what the title says.
Rating: G
Words: 435
Disclaimer: It's all Aaron and Tommy's.

Five Photos Tom Sent to Mark in his Last Care Package (And One Harriet Snuck In) )

lost crack!drabble: "mandyville: hotel de lost"
B - So little time
[info]corellianjedi
Title: Mandyville: Hotel de Lost
Author: [info]corellianjedi
Disclaimer: It all belongs to JJ and Damon and Carlton. Well except for Damon and Carlton themselves, unless they belong to each other.
Words: 309
Rating: G
Summary: What Lost's recurring characters do when they aren't onscreen, and what happens when they're called back to duty.
Author's Note: A [long] drabble because I am A) bored and B) excited for the finale.

Mandyville: Hotel de Lost )